Well. Here we are again- it’s always such a pleasure. Remember when you really bored me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn’t laughing. Under the circumstances, I’ve been shockingly nice.
No, honestly, I have! Waiting so long between episodes can only be described as a mercy. I was not impressed with your previous showings, Supernatural, I really wasn’t. That’s a shame, really- you have at least one likable character, and you shot something with a flare gun. The potential is obviously THERE, you just haven’t realized it yet. Are you going to? I don’t know. It’s only fair to give you more of a chance, I suppose. After all, quite a lot of decent shows had weak starts. The American version of The Office, for example. Jesus god, those first few episodes were awful. And yeah, it went to shit after a few seasons, but there was a time when it was one of the best things on TV. And Community! It’s first episodes were… well, they were legitimately amazing, but the show evolved so much as it went on.
…and then that started being hit or miss in the third season, but that’s not the point.
The POINT is I’ve heard you, Supernatural, have some very good episodes for me, no matter how much you suck at the beginning, or how much suckier you are in recent days.
So, once again, I find myself sitting in front of you, waiting for you to wow me. Let’s hope you do.